Tonight is rather special,
Coz it's very, VERY rare.
I'm putting on some make-up
And I'm straightening my hair.
I'm dusting off stilettos
And I'm polishing my nails.
I'm digging out a handbag
That is NOT the size of Wales!
Tonight's. A night. Without the kids!
With them in bed at seven
And a table booked for eight,
I've had to dress quite quickly
So I won't arrive too late.
And though I've had to rush it
I am looking pretty hot!
(It's later I discovered
I had toothpaste down my top.)