The Destroyer
They call me 'The Destroyer' and I don't know why they do.
It might be 'cos I coloured in my jumper royal blue.
I thought it rather boring, just an uninspiring white.
And after I had finished, it looked colourful and bright.
My mummy didn't like it though; she screamed and yelled at me.
I don't know what she's got against my creativity.
My helpful older brother told my mummy not to curse.
But rather unpredictably, that made the matter worse.
And as she scrubbed my jumper, til she'd made it almost-clean,
I took a set of scissors to my brand new pair of jeans.
Us artists can't be understood, no matter how we try.
They call me 'The Destroyer' and I really don't know why.
They call me 'The Destroyer' and I don't know why they do.
It might be 'cos I coloured in my jumper royal blue.
I thought it rather boring, just an uninspiring white.
And after I had finished, it looked colourful and bright.
My mummy didn't like it though; she screamed and yelled at me.
I don't know what she's got against my creativity.
My helpful older brother told my mummy not to curse.
But rather unpredictably, that made the matter worse.
And as she scrubbed my jumper, til she'd made it almost-clean,
I took a set of scissors to my brand new pair of jeans.
Us artists can't be understood, no matter how we try.
They call me 'The Destroyer' and I really don't know why.